A teacher asks her class one day, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many birds will there be left?”
Then, when little Ralphy raises his hand, she calls on him.
He answers,
“None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The actual answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then little Ralphy says, “Now I have a question for you.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream,one is licking the sides of the of ice cream cone that have started to drip.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
And the third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing madly, replied, “Well, I suppose it’d be the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Ralphy replied,
“The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.”
