You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don’t get it.
How young can you die of old age?
I installed a skylight in my apartment… the people who live above me are furious!
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
October 6th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Hello Steve, thank you so much. It is so refreshing to really have a giggle when you are straining your brain over the computer. It’s great to let loose a little. Cheers to bringing more laughter into the world. Jen