Which Girl Should I Marry
| I had three girlfriends, but wasn’t sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to my place and says, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.” I was very touched and aroused, and we had lots of great sex. The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player a television, and a stereo and brings them back to me as gifts. This sweet girl looked into my eyes and said, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.” I watched my new television with great enjoyment! The third one takes the $5000 and invested it in Stock Market, doubled her investment, returns the original $5000 to me and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.” She has enough to buy me a new boat. I thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits. |
October 19th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Thanks for sharing the joke of day. It really made me laugh. You seems to be a very humorous person. Keep on sharing some more jokes like this.