A pretty brunette goes to see her doctor.
She explains to her doctor that something is very wrong
with me. “It hurts every place I touch.”
“What do you mean it hurts every place you touch?” the doctor ask.
“It’s true doc every place I touch it’s causes me a lot of pain.”
“Watch doc and I show you what I mean.”
The patient takes her right index finger and touches her left thigh and immediately cries out in pain. She then touches her stomach and again cries out in obvious pain. “Look doctor, it even hurts when I touch my cheek!” Again she cries out in pain.
The doctor calmly looks in her eyes and says: ” You’re really a blond
aren’t you?”
“Why yes, how did you know that?”
“Because, the reason it hurts everywhere you touch is YOUR FINGER IS BROKE!”
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October 8th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
lucky her the doctor never feel any hurt in sighting her…
October 8th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I really enjoyed a simple clean good laugh.
Frank
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